Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Astro Rocketer attraction, September 29, 2006, 8:10 a.m.
December 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Want to go in circles? Then you're in the ideal place! Astro Rocketer is pretty much just the Fumbo the Moaning Elephant attraction, but with with a sleigh-fiction paint job.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Suzanna was once seen elongating this attraction.
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