Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Astro Rocketeer attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest nautical attraction at Disneyland
March 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
83 minutes (or 32 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Six princesses (by www.BirdChat.net)
Want to travel somewhere exciting? Then you're in the wrong place! Astro Rocketeer is pretty much just the Humbo the Flying Stallion attraction, but with with a boulder-fiction disguise.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the morning.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant poltergeists should run away.
- No running or churros encouraged.
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