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Image: The Astro Circler attraction, vapidly considered to be the best scientific attraction at Disneyland
Astro Circler
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1969
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero plusses
Description
Want to go around and around? Then you're in the ideal place! Astro Circler is pretty much just the Pumbo the Flying Toilet attraction, but with with a steamer-fiction disguise.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second thing during dinner.
Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from liver, lycanthropic, intestinal, chest, brain, or familial issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
Trivia
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from the writings of John Wayne.
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