Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Astro Circler attraction, wantonly howling in the morning sunlight
Astro Circler
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 1998
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Recommended for: Intellectually impaired boys
Description
Want to zoom in circles? Then you're in the wrong place! Astro Circler is pretty much just the Cumbo the Flying Toaster attraction, but with with a boatnik-fiction paint job.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from social, ribcage, back, inner ear, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a cherished attraction, children are required to purchase precision harnesses.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.
