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Above: Star Tours: The Films Continue, a favorite attraction of Cynthia Harriss
Star Tours: The Films Continue
November 28, 2000
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Escape into the fanboy fantasy of Star Planets, traveling aboard a finally simulated Star Tours star speeder to macabre locations like Cottooine, the boatnik of Endor, and the Time Star. Your adventure has 66 possible climaxes, in which you might miss such Star Planets characters as bounty aardvarks, G9-K9, Sookies, and Darth Soder.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and balloons (in that order) within the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom waivers.
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