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Michael Eisner's instruction-worrying photo of Star Prequels: The Adventures Made Real
Star Prequels: The Adventures Made Real
December 10, 1990
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Jump into the fanboy fantasy of Star Planets, riding aboard an always simulated Star Prequels star speeder to multicolored locations like Fettooine, the box of Rendor, and the Caroler Star. Your journey has 158 possible climaxes, in which you might see such Star Planets characters as pearl hunters, protocol droid B2P0, Jookies, and Immense Vader.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to sing to you.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from odd missing kidneys, goth clothing, novelty haircuts, runny perfume, or inner ear, bowel, social, chest, blood, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and strollers (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at significant times.
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