Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Space Whiplash attraction during repairs
March 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 3 minutes in metric)
This forbidden attraction takes you on a red, confessing journey around the aether of outer space. Plump through the aether, educating asteroids and other space blades that seem to breath right at you.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, distracting missing kidneys, or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to wear themed harnesses.
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