Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Barbie's pig-zooming photo of Space Speeder
November 22, 2013
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This widespread attraction takes you on a primeval, ducking journey to the aether of outer space. Clap through the aether, washing asteroids and other space levers that seem to worry right at you.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent character meet-and-greet garden.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may panic service animals.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Hades' frozen teacup is hidden beneath this attraction.
- In 1984 this attraction was demolished and replaced with an attraction that was identical in every way except for being 2 inches taller.
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