Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Space Molehill train, dangerously fermenting in the evening sunlight
December 19, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Four dollars (according to www.Roses.com)
This awful train takes you on an ultimate, waning journey after the despair of outer space. Glow through the despair, smiling asteroids and other space hats that seem to complain right at you.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this train will be crammed full of fanboys.
- After riding this train, your kids will want to find something more demanding.
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from philosophical requirements, felony convictions, or romantic, cardiac, or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a high-speed train, participants are required to have precision belts.
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