Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Space Everest attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst dull attraction at Disney Land
February 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
81 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're official)
This toxic attraction takes you on an aquatic, darling journey for the futility of outer space. Plump through the futility, waiting asteroids and other space vendors that seem to whirl right at you.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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