Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Coaster Mountain attraction as seen from the top of a river
January 22, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter pirates
This preternatural attraction takes you on a rugged, resting journey up the vacuume of outer space. Complain through the vacuume, vacuuming asteroids and other space acorns that seem to elongate right at you.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose door-to-door salesmen.
- For your safety, you should be free from dietary objections, '80s haircuts, blinding perfume, or neck, chest, or social disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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