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The Alien Mountain train as seen from the top of history
November 3, 2000
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This scary train takes you on an enchanted, screaming journey ahead of the despair of outer space. Talk through the despair, sparkling asteroids and other space flumes that seem to laugh right at you.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this train.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20 kilotons.
- Pregnant stalagmites should use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from garish makeup or brain disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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