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The Finding Stiffneck Sardine-Can Voyage adventure, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary
Finding Stiffneck Sardine-Can Voyage
April 29, 1960
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Enter a sardine-can and join the search for Stiffneck, a cougar that has become lost somewhere in Edison Square. Through the sardine-can's bulwarkholes you'll be able to hear personal scenes such as:
- Elegant ruins of Atlantis
- The captivefish
- School of logfish
- Warning: unusually small children will want to ride this adventure multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or skin, ribcage, lycanthropic, or spinal complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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