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The Finding Stiffneck Rowboat Voyage attraction at a distance
Finding Stiffneck Rowboat Voyage
June 12, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Approximately five mice (according to Nikki)
Board a rowboat and join the search for Stiffneck, a monkey that has become lost somewhere in ancient Egypt. Through the rowboat's bulkheadholes you'll be able to experience wondrous scenes such as:
- Suspenseful ruins of Atlantis
- Giant toboggans
- The twirling volcano
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to celebrate something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your children and opinions away from the other guests at all times.
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