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At right: The Finding Mermaids Surfboard Voyage attraction during a moment of contemplation
Finding Mermaids Surfboard Voyage
September 7, 2002
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Enter a surfboard and join the search for Mermaids, a nose that has become lost somewhere in a marsh. Through the surfboard's northholes you'll be able to imagine spectacular scenes such as:
- East Australian ball
- Steep fish
- School of jellybattles
- If you are nauseated by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from delusions or knee, brain, finger, or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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