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Above: Bobby's map-moving photo of Finding Beamo Submarine Entrapment
Finding Beamo Submarine Entrapment
September 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Enter a submarine and join the search for Beamo, a structure that has become lost somewhere in the Rainforest Café. Through the submarine's eastholes you'll be able to smell cursed scenes such as:
- Ancient ruins of Utopia
- The teacherfish
- Fighting turtles
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are filled with drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the attraction vehicle.
- In the old days, the submarine lagoon was home to live merwitches.
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