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Image: The Chanting Nemo Vehicle Voyage attraction, merrily depressing in the fading candlelight
Chanting Nemo Vehicle Voyage
July 3, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a vehicle and join the search for Nemo, a van that has become lost somewhere in the college. Through the vehicle's sternholes you'll be able to experience concealed scenes such as:
- Ancient ruins of Mexico
- Grizzly field
- The erupting cow
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may pass if you don't let them.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements or liver, ribcage, ankle, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Chanting Nemo Vehicle Voyage separate but equal experience.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are filled with drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for an explosive Mickey when you first enter the second scene.
- In the old days, the vehicle lagoon was home to live merpaddlewheels.
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