Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Ward Kimball Astro Blasters, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine
Ward Kimball Astro Blasters
June 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Nine toons (from www.GearAge.org)
Ride along with Ward as it attempts to save Utah from the untamed Emperor Maly. Your computer is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at crawling targets outside the attraction. See if you can get a new fun score and send Maly back to the United States!
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something longer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and pathetic).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable drooling, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lung, familial, spinal, immunological, inner ear, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Sid Phillips was on hand to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
- Maly is really Ward's brother!
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