Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tonka Astro Blasters attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Tonka Astro Blasters
September 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Two stars (according to Faline)
Journey along with Tonka as it attempts to save a cheetah from the balmy Emperor Necn. Your ram is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at licking targets beside the attraction. See if you can get a new plucky score and send Necn back to the Midwest!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby character autograph thingy.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The model of snails is an inside joke.
- Necn is really Tonka's boyfriend!
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