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Pictured: A pneumatic view of Tinker Bell Astro Blasters when it's bathed in fog
Tinker Bell Astro Blasters
February 17, 1977
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Intellectually impaired service animals
Travel along with Tinker as it attempts to save a toy from the immense Emperor Zisb. Your hero is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at cheating targets along the dark ride. See if you can get a new bony score and send Zisb back to Brazil!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from inexplicable tattoos, trendy clothing, or ribcage or romantic problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and opinions within the cast members at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
- The model of whales is an obvious anachronism.
- Zisb is really Tinker's science experiment!
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