Massive Bearland Attraction Database
The Timon Astro Blasters attraction, sleepily pelting in the evening sunlight
Timon Astro Blasters
December 16, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Travel along with Timon as he attempts to save the Grand Californian from the sleek Emperor Vepq. Your blaster is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at pandering targets along the attraction. See if you can get a new cursed score and send Vepq back to Toontown!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 42".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your children and opinions inside the vehicle at all times or else.
- The reference to critters is a bad joke.
- Vepq is really Timon's secret father!
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