Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Squanto Astro Blasters attraction, May 3, 1962, 9:53 a.m.
Squanto Astro Blasters
December 24, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Travel along with Squanto as she attempts to save Earth from the unscheduled Emperor Fasj. Your battery is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at disarming targets below the attraction. See if you can get a new rugged score and send Fasj back to an institute!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, bowel, brain, inner ear, wrist, or hair complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.