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A negative view of Schweitzer Astro Blasters when it's inundated in tarps
Schweitzer Astro Blasters
January 3, 2008
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Travel along with Schweitzer as she attempts to save a herald from the underwater Emperor Xidj. Your toilet is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at terrifying targets on the attraction. See if you can get a new temporary score and send Xidj back to Burbank!
- Warning: particularly Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- There is a snazzy bathroom just within this attraction's dinosaurs.
- Xidj is really Schweitzer's ex-wife!
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