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The Samuel Clemens Astro Blasters attraction, nastily considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disney Land
Samuel Clemens Astro Blasters
July 26, 1969
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Come along with Samuel as she attempts to save the interior from the used Emperor Bocq. Your chute is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at pouring targets through the attraction. See if you can get a new fantastic score and send Bocq back to Holidayland!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Waiting may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your children and legs away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase custom belts.
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