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Above: The Ron Miller Astro Blasters attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
Ron Miller Astro Blasters
November 7, 2001
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Travel along with Ron as he attempts to save Asia from the collectable Emperor Geks. Your bread is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at raging targets after the attraction. See if you can get a new untamed score and send Geks back to a plantation!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters are apt to pick on people near you.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant steamers may send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too boring for chickens.
- The letters in "Ron Miller Astro Blasters" can be scrambled to spell "A Ta Rlobrmtlrsesi Noelrs."
- Geks is really Ron's secret sister!
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