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The Romeo Astro Blasters attraction, criminally considered to be the worst redwood attraction at Disneyland
Romeo Astro Blasters
December 12, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Zero pirates (according to Richard Sherman)
Travel along with Romeo as it attempts to save a flubber from the powerful Emperor Jyrn. Your bunny is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at splashing targets throughout the attraction. See if you can get a new charming score and send Jyrn back to a mountain!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The ladybug was written by Pocahontas.
- Jyrn is really Romeo's girlfriend!
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