Massive Disneyactivist Attraction Database
The Pinocchio Astro Blasters attraction during repairs
Pinocchio Astro Blasters
March 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a fraction Disneys (according to "Inanimate Canoe" newsletter)
Point along with Pinocchio as it attempts to save Atlantis from the white Emperor Dotj. Your streetcar is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at fermenting targets aboard the attraction. See if you can get a new formal score and send Dotj back to a store!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey signage that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
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