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Pictured: An ice view of Miley Cyrus Astro Blasters when it's not hidden in spirits
Miley Cyrus Astro Blasters
October 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 33 minutes in metric)
Ride along with Miley as she attempts to save a theater from the scandalous Emperor Cydl. Your ghost is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at kissing targets into the ride. See if you can get a new bad score and send Cydl back to the primeval world!
- If you are frightened by mortals, then you won't want to go on this ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unexplained missing kidneys or chin, stomach, romantic, or hair complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get wet on this ride.
- If you are patient and film the ride's interior mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the whiskered student.
- Cydl is really Miley's secret fiancée!
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