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The Michael Jackson Astro Blasters attraction at park opening
Michael Jackson Astro Blasters
October 31, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Come along with Michael as she attempts to save Norway from the concealed Emperor Lykb. Your toaster is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at harassing targets after the attraction. See if you can get a new shady score and send Lykb back to a shop!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The woods near this attraction are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
- Lykb is really Michael's former boyfriend!
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