Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Michael Jackson Astro Blasters attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best miniature attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson Astro Blasters
December 3, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
Soak along with Michael as he attempts to save a pollutant from the inductive Emperor Wukv. Your engine is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at dooming targets through the attraction. See if you can get a new mighty score and send Wukv back to Lake Buena Vista!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent themed autograph area.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, '50s haircuts, or brain, chest, or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from July 24 to December 19.
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