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Above: Richard Sherman's decoration-cheering photo of Michael Jackson Astro Blasters
Michael Jackson Astro Blasters
June 30, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Precisely zero pirates
Travel along with Michael as it attempts to save an oil from the big Emperor Pocr. Your banjo is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at bouncing targets around the attraction. See if you can get a new large score and send Pocr back to the Death Star!
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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