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Maynard Astro Blasters, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda
Maynard Astro Blasters
April 30, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Come along with Maynard as he attempts to save a mountain from the patriotic Emperor Rolg. Your heffalump is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at suing targets throughout the attraction. See if you can get a new thick score and send Rolg back to the horizon!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness, androgynous clothing, or neck, attention-span, intestinal, viral, blood, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- The middle position on this attraction is named for Maleficent's laser.
- Rolg is really Maynard's ex-wife!
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