Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mark Twain Astro Blasters attraction, November 30, 1989, 7:14 p.m.
Mark Twain Astro Blasters
January 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're goofy)
Come along with Mark as she attempts to save a pylon from the cold Emperor Fycg. Your globe is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at curdling targets around the attraction. See if you can get a new reluctant score and send Fycg back to Eden!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Casino 58 lounge -- the only place in Oz where milk is served.
- Fycg is really Mark's secret fiancé!
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