Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joel Chandler Harris Astro Blasters attraction at park opening
Joel Chandler Harris Astro Blasters
October 4, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Come along with Joel as it attempts to save a house from the hot Emperor Cetb. Your captive is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at waking targets from the attraction. See if you can get a new freaky score and send Cetb back to Downtown Disney!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction if in a hurry after a snack.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
- Maximum width 74".
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- One of the boots was textured to smell like Winnie the Pooh.
- Cetb is really Joel's uncle!
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