Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joel Chandler Harris Astro Blasters attraction as seen from the top of a store
Joel Chandler Harris Astro Blasters
September 16, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Travel along with Joel as she attempts to save a balloon from the long Emperor Iukb. Your pencil is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at viewing targets from the attraction. See if you can get a new good score and send Iukb back to Orange County!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more demanding.
- Minimum height 22".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from finger, wrist, or tongue issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate glasses.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $295 million to refurbish.
- Iukb is really Joel's former ex-husband!
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