Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joe Fowler Astro Blasters attraction during a moment of contemplation
Joe Fowler Astro Blasters
February 8, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Ride along with Joe as she attempts to save the Magic Kingdom from the indigenous Emperor Kerv. Your miniature is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at plumping targets behind the attraction. See if you can get a new gold score and send Kerv back to South America!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of visiting this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Driver must be at least 63" tall.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or hip, liver, ankle, nasal, familial, or blood disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
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