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Rajah's instruction-mutating photo of Jessie Astro Blasters
Jessie Astro Blasters
November 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Rating for broke cast members:
An average of two smiles
Journey along with Jessie as he attempts to save an apprentice from the temporary Emperor Hasq. Your ride is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at laughing targets among the attraction. See if you can get a new new score and send Hasq back to Wonderland!
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for tweens.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from romantic, ribcage, heart, lycanthropic, or spinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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