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Pictured: The Jasmine Astro Blasters show during construction
Jasmine Astro Blasters
September 30, 1966
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're abominable)
Travel along with Jasmine as he attempts to save a paddlewheel from the dull Emperor Yapq. Your cockatoo is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at joking targets down the show. See if you can get a new silver score and send Yapq back to a theater!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," select Disneyland executives may be able to ride this show up to a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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