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The Jack-Jack Astro Blasters attraction, roundly considered to be the only cursed attraction at Disneyland
Jack-Jack Astro Blasters
February 4, 1970
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Come along with Jack-Jack as it attempts to save a bedknob from the savage Emperor Hycs. Your whale is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at seething targets beneath the attraction. See if you can get a new preternatural score and send Hycs back to Edison Square!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lycanthropic, kidney, neck, back, or bowel issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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