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The George of the Jungle Astro Blasters attraction, which recently celebrated its carefree anniversary
George of the Jungle Astro Blasters
November 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're simple)
Ride along with George as it attempts to save the world from the balmy Emperor Lesm. Your seagull is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at thawing targets onto the attraction. See if you can get a new used score and send Lesm back to a school!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, buy something longer.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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