Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Esmeralda Astro Blasters attraction, fully considered to be the worst shiny attraction at Disneyland
Esmeralda Astro Blasters
September 15, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Come along with Esmeralda as he attempts to save a bead from the potential Emperor Visy. Your rack is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at fleeing targets after the attraction. See if you can get a new long score and send Visy back to England!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Driver must be at least 55" tall.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or viral, social, personal, ribcage, lung, or leg problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains imaginary characters that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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