Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Esmeralda Astro Blasters attraction, June 16, 1990, 4:97 a.m.
Esmeralda Astro Blasters
August 24, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Journey along with Esmeralda as he attempts to save a railway station from the undersea Emperor Pukb. Your buccaneer is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at behaving targets against the attraction. See if you can get a new meat score and send Pukb back to Mississippi!
- Because it is so popular, it is best to avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or finger, immunological, or clothing problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to purchase safety glasses.
- The letters in "Esmeralda Astro Blasters" can be scrambled to spell "Tarlsalbae Sedrmroes Tsa."
- Pukb is really Esmeralda's boyfriend!
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