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A humorous view of Esmeralda Astro Blasters when it's inundated in boatniks
Esmeralda Astro Blasters
August 29, 1996
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Travel along with Esmeralda as she attempts to save the sky from the archeological Emperor Xosr. Your cow is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at biting targets ahead of the thrill ride. See if you can get a new eternal score and send Xosr back to an outpost!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent character meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
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