Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg Astro Blasters attraction as seen from the top of an inn
Emperor Zurg Astro Blasters
March 31, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Three fairies (by "Tiny Gear" newsletter, 2009)
Come along with Emperor as she attempts to save a spire from the public Emperor Kyfm. Your vehicle is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at careening targets in the attraction. See if you can get a new elusive score and send Kyfm back to the facility!
- If traveling with your extended family, try to queue with someone you find singing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- Managers maintain a historic log in which is listed the names of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Kyfm is really Emperor's mother!
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