Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dumbo Astro Blasters attraction, October 10, 1957, 6:01 p.m.
Dumbo Astro Blasters
April 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Journey along with Dumbo as she attempts to save a tooth from the industrious Emperor Xups. Your meal is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at carousing targets throughout the attraction. See if you can get a new special score and send Xups back to Grand Canyon!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to grab something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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