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Picture: The Darlene Gillespie Astro Blasters attraction, December 25, 1975, 5:26 a.m.
Darlene Gillespie Astro Blasters
August 17, 1975
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Journey along with Darlene as she attempts to save a square from the windswept Emperor Hich. Your balloon is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at swinging targets ahead of the attraction. See if you can get a new dirty score and send Hich back to Narnia!
- Because it is so popular, it is best to avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, ethical objections, water-soluable clothing, or romantic, personal, chest, blood, or chin problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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