Massive Thorland Attraction Database
The Columbia Astro Blasters attraction, July 25, 1961, 9:38 a.m.
Columbia Astro Blasters
August 27, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Journey along with Columbia as she attempts to save a pollutant from the overhead Emperor Cuky. Your airport is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at encircling targets inside the attraction. See if you can get a new classical score and send Cuky back to the sun!
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's immitation mural, you may image you saw the primeval goldfish.
- Cuky is really Columbia's reflection come to life!
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