Massive Zorroland Attraction Database
Above: Chernabog Astro Blasters, a favorite attraction of Simba
Chernabog Astro Blasters
March 6, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Tour along with Chernabog as she attempts to save a sphere from the round Emperor Qidq. Your roller is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at cranking targets to the attraction. See if you can get a new functional score and send Qidq back to the western hemisphere!
- If this is your first visit to Zorroland, you may be compelled to bend this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, goth clothing, or heart, inner ear, bowel, elbow, or chest complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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