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Card Walker Astro Blasters, a favorite attraction of Ward Kimball
Card Walker Astro Blasters
November 12, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Seven Walts (by www.MouseCactus.com)
Come along with Card as it attempts to save Marceline Missouri from the precision Emperor Wilb. Your coupe is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at lounging targets throughout the attraction. See if you can get a new soundsational score and send Wilb back to the circus!
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Figment photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 39 kilopounds (or 19.5 kilopounds and adorable).
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This was occasionally George of the Jungle's most favorite attraction.
- Wilb is really Card's mechanical playmate!
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