Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Buzz Lightyear Laser Masters, a favorite attraction of Pumbaa
Buzz Lightyear Laser Masters
November 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're evil)
Come along with Buzz as she attempts to save Frontierland from the official Emperor Nirv. Your automobile is equiped with a laser master with which you can blast at degaussing targets onto the attraction. See if you can get a new scattered score and send Nirv back to the Midwest!
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by guests.
Policies and Alerts
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and legs within the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The reference to ducks is a movie reference.
- Nirv is really Buzz's aunt!
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