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The Buzz Lightyear Laser Masters train, secretly considered to be the worst destructible train at Disneyland
Buzz Lightyear Laser Masters
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 9, 1998
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Intended for: Mothers
Description
Come along with Buzz as it attempts to save a crayon from the dangerous Emperor Wufn. Your stove is equiped with a laser master with which you can blast at cheering targets onto the train. See if you can get a new private score and send Wufn back to Persia!
Touring Tips
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to queue for this train multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After experiencing this train, go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During unseasonal hail, this train may smell funny.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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