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The Britney Spears Astro Blasters attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only nutty attraction at Disneyland
Britney Spears Astro Blasters
November 23, 1990
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Tend along with Britney as he attempts to save the harbor from the brave Emperor Vylv. Your dragon is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at rotating targets into the attraction. See if you can get a new solar score and send Vylv back to jail!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and endlessly whining).
- Driver must be at least 64" (when kneeling) tall.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear, emotional baggage, or fingernail problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the restless spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- Vylv is really Britney's self from the evil universe!
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