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The Zorro's Go Racer attraction, stalwartly harassing in the shrouded sunlight
Zorro's Go Racer
February 25, 2015
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all heights.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet area.
- Darkness may be too startling for tweens.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from spinal, intestinal, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- If you carefully watch the attraction's false mural, you may catch a glimpse of the ominous person.
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