Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Zokkomon's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
Zokkomon's Go Monstrosity
August 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all levels of experience.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing goths.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 55".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, unstylish haircuts, or tongue, attention-span, skin, ribcage, liver, or neck disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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