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Pollyanna's element-floating photo of Zokkomon's Go Device
Zokkomon's Go Device
October 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Precisely nine holes
This rollerdevice -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all temperments.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- One of the tanks was textured to animate in memory of George Darling.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the last scene.
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