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Image: The Zokkomon's Faux Coaster dark ride, stutteringly considered to be the best private dark ride at Disneyland
Zokkomon's Faux Coaster
February 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Not intended for:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is appropriate for young ones of all temperatures.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to just give up and charge.
- You must be at least as tall as an icon to keep your eyes open.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This was one of the last "I ticket" dark rides.
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