Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Zazu's Faux Coaster attraction, overtly considered to be the best wrong attraction at DisneyLand
Zazu's Faux Coaster
March 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 5 minutes by motorcar)
Rating for happy tweens:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all national origins.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Pilot must be at least 48" tall.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from viral, immunological, lung, finger, shoulder, or social complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and legs within the vehicle at all times.
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